😷 Jan Wildeboer @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net

My advice to the new citizens of Mastodon. First of all: Welcome! Thank you for being around.

Find at least one interesting profile by going through their timeline. Have a look at their followers and who they follow. Follow them all :) You can always unfollow later. Give it a bit of time. You don’t have to frantically check your timeline. Once a day or even a week is the better approach. You’ll be surprised how a slow but steady approach results in a fascinating timeline. Hope this helps!

#reintroduction Hi all. I’m Jan Wildeboer, located in Munich. By day I am #RedHat EMEA Evangelist and in my spare time I think about decentralised identity ownership as a human right, working title TCP/ID. I am a #transnational citizen and representative of the United Transnational Republics https://www.utnr.org Since 2018 I run my own single user mastodon instance for all of those reasons :)

PSA - I use the #cw content warning feature only as an exception. I have been informed that parts of the #fediverse use this feature much more often. If you rely on cw for the majority of toots in your timeline, you should NOT follow me. This should be a safe space for you in whatever way you prefer to use it. If you rely on cw for that, I am NOT a good candidate to follow. Thx.

Had to verify. And yes. Kernighan and Ritchie really did this. TIL :)

Surprise and impress me, dear followers. Which movie am I watching?

Plan for tomorrow is to make pizza with pineapple and ham. I will post pix.

I will ignore the world and binge Foundation again. On my big silver screen. Asimov rules my world.

Bullets without owner tag? Manufacturer is liable for all and any damages. Think about it. And add a blockchain if that makes you happy.

My sharks business proposal: NFC tags per bullet. Registered to you personally when you buy bullets. You shoot, you’re known. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Tomorrow is Ascension. Or Dads day in Germany. Where drunken dads walk around with their Bollerwagen celebrating themselves. I have to admit. I’m a bad dad as I never did that. Sorry, my children. I’ve always preferred to be there for you :)

Do I know any religion expert that can explain to me what a „reformed crypto-Lutheran“ is? Sounds weird. But I’m agnostic, so totally unaware of that field and it’s current directions.

I wouldn’t want to live in a country that still has the death penalty. That soon doesn’t allow abortion. That allows its people to run around with guns and kill innocent people. And that uses religion as an excuse for a lot of that. And no. I’m not talking about Taliban or ISIS.

Normally children play here, learning to ride a bicycle. But the parking space next to it is being repaired and is thus blocked. So cars ignore all rules and nobody cares.

There is a parking garage, 100 m walk. But no. Cars need to be parked directly in front of the shop. Nobody will ever find them anyway. This city is made for cars, not people. Le sigh. #Munich

To my non-German friends in #Bavaria: tomorrow is a bank holiday and all shops will be closed. So if you need to fill up your fridge - do it today :)

New #CDC study: "one in five #COVID-19 survivors aged 18–64 years and one in four survivors aged ≥65 years experienced at least one incident condition that might be attributable to previous COVID-19" https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/71/wr/mm7121e1.html

#oops: „Seth Green’s Bored Ape NFT, which was set to star in its own animated show, was stolen through a phishing scam.

Green no longer owns the commercial rights to the NFT and thus the show cannot move forward.“

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/sarahemerson/seth-green-bored-ape-stolen-tv-show

#oops „#Tether withdrawals top $10 billion as regulators raise alarm about stablecoins“ https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/23/tether-usdt-stablecoin-withdrawals-top-10-billion.html

Over on #Twitter, there’s a post-#KubeCon hashtag called #KubeCovid, where positively tested conference participants share the fact they’ve tested positive during or shortly after the event. A harsh reminder that we are still in the middle of a pandemic. And how important apps like the German #CovidWarnApp still are.

Heimatstern in München (wo ich wohne) regelt das. Hab grad gespendet. 30x 9€ Tickets. #PayItForward

Kinder unter 6 sind eh gratis. Ein Tagesausflug zum Kraxeln. An den See. Zur Familie. Zu Freunden. Wäre alles drin. Und kostet mir nix. Verdammte Hacke. #Ticketpaten

Jeder in München, der ein Isarcard Abo hat, spart in den nächsten 3 Monaten mindestens 100€ wegen 9€ Ticket. Damit kann man 11 9€ Tickets spenden für Leute, Familien die damit mal raus können und schöne Tage erleben können. #Ticketpaten