No matter how you try to spin it - the UK has more deaths now than Italy, France or Spain. Per capita, total numbers - there’s no way out. Source: worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Today 440 new keys were distributed to the German app. Total distributed keys is now 13805. # of keys is NOT number of infected people sharing their diagnosis with the app. More details and insights at micb25.github.io/dka/

now has doubled the amount of active cases compared to their first wave. Daily new infections too. And the numbers are still rising. worldometers.info/coronavirus/

And makes me want to gently slap a mask on their face while saying in a serious voice “I’m in insurance”

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Ich bin jetzt offiziell . Der hat mich in ein Video gefeatured. Also ein Tweet von mir. In ein Video das wohl nur die wenigsten anklicken werden. ABER EGAL! Bin jetzt ! Schickt mir gratisproben und nutzt meine REACH! ;) stern.de/lifestyle/leute/oktob

Bad news, beardy friends. 😷 means you should really get rid of your for the coming months. Health beats beard. Let’s all have our priorities straight, k? cdc.gov/niosh/npptl/pdfs/Facia

Das 25 Jahre dem keine Titelgeschichte wert ist, zeigt wie “gut” wir den bislang letzten Genozid in Europa verdrängt haben. Gerade jetzt sollten wir schonungslos aufklären. Und viel darüber reden.

Hello @coronawarnapp@twitter.com today the app only did 7 checks, should be 14? Something wrong with the backend?

PSA: The “China Export” logo that is claimed to be made by China to be confused with the CE mark for compliance with EU regulations is an urban myth promoted since 2008 mostly by people that don’t like competition from China. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CE_marki

Why I’m feeling ok here in Germany but am a bit worried about our neighbours. Austria and Switzerland have at least doubled the number of active cases over the past few weeks. And that slow growth is stable. Source: worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Today 620 new keys were distributed to the German app. Total distributed keys is now 15375. # of keys is NOT number of infected people sharing their diagnosis with the app. More details and insights at micb25.github.io/dka/

Today 495 new keys were distributed to the German app. Total distributed keys is now 15420. # of keys is NOT number of infected people sharing their diagnosis with the app. More details and insights at micb25.github.io/dka/

Today 715 new keys were distributed to the German app. Total distributed keys is now 16020. # of keys is NOT number of infected people sharing their diagnosis with the app. More details and insights at micb25.github.io/dka/

„So we need that border?“
„Yes“
„But I said there will never be a border in Northern Ireland“
„So it’s like we put it in the sea now“
„But it’s still a border“
„But, like, yes, you know, not on the land. It’s in the water. That’s not land.“
„Ooooohhhhh. Smartsies“

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